This might be the worst episode of that Bear Grylls show ever:
Man's four days trapped in toilet
A man spent four days trapped in a toilet after the door handle broke (the rest...)
Poor git should have heeded the ancient Scottish saw, "Afore ye squat above yon pan, be quite assure'd ye can work yon han.....dle. Shit. It doesnae scan."
I endured a vaguely similar survival situation, having to eat my underpants in 1996 in an attempt to feign madness and thus escape the world's most tedious dinner party (to that point in recorded history). Those were the longest two hours of my life and I truly feared for my survival.
I also rafted the Amazon using just a ballcock and a toilet duck.