Gagne Proves Steroids Don't Work
Reporters Ask Pettitte, "When Would Jesus Juice?"
Clemens Insists he's a Natural Asshole: No Need to Take Drugs To Get That Way
In other news:
- A Rod ruins complete strangers' day by announcing new bat endorsement deal in middle of their wedding.
- Baseball's Steroid Era: ESPN pundits blame Belichick, Patriots.
- Mike Mussina insists "Moose Tracks" refers to ice cream, not injection sites
- Youkilis' chin under scrutiny: illegal facial Rogaine use?
(For my British and overseas chums, The Mitchell Report )
1 comment:
Ain't it just the way? We get the one guy for whom steroids don't work. Curse of the Fenway or something.
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