Saturday, December 15, 2007

If You Don't Stop It, You'll Go Blind

President Bush yesterday, commenting on the Mitchell Report into steroid use in professional baseball:

"I understand the impact that professional athletes can have on our nation's youth. I just urge those in the public spotlight, particularly athletes, to understand that when they violate their bodies, they're sending a terrible signal to America's youth."

Did the president just call major league ballplayers a bunch of wankers? Although hairy palms can lead to a poor grip on either the bat or split-fingered fastball.

"Hey Laura! I hear some of the black players have got ones this big!"


Renegade Eye said...

Baseball is going down the road of professional wrestling.

weasel said...

What an awesome idea: I would love to see someone hit A Rod with a folding chair and not get ejected from the stadium.

Listmaker said...

best caption ever.