Aggghhh!

Just advanced notice that posts may be a little sporadic for the next week as:

1) I'm trying furiously to wrap up a submission to Baumer's latest project over at River Vision Press- 3,000 words on the Wyeths and coastal Maine, at least two gags a page, one reference to Jennifer Lopez's bottom, and no drawings (send stamped, addressed envelope for your copy and prepare to learn about how Jesus was a 4ft tall Nubian with six fingers on each hand: true!);

2) Along with Country Mouse, I have 6 hours of mix-CDs to make;

3) I have foolishly set myself the goal of completing two 750 word bits for the June and July editions of The Bar Harbor Squash before I go on vacation next Monday;

4) I'm going on vacation next Monday, for two weeks; and finally,

5) I get married in two weeks time. Holy crap!