Sunday, May 06, 2007

The Full Monty Has a Lot to Answer For

Just look at the size of his chopper

From the BBC:

Firefighters mistaken for strip show
"A group of firefighters were mobbed by women who thought they were part of the act when they arrived to tackle a blaze during a strip show. Female fans clapped the firefighters at a pub in St Helens, Merseyside.

"One lady shouted, we have got our money's worth here," said watch manager Paul Costello.

The fire was accidentally started by a stripper using lighter fluid in his act. One person was hospitalised with smoke inhalation...."

God alone knows how these women react every time they see a pair of mall security guards, walk past a building site, or glance at muscular men trying on velcro-sided trousers. Wang-hungry northern slatterns out of their heads on Diamond White and black market Embassy Number Ones, the lot of them.


mainelife said...

I need more details on what the stripper was doing with the lighter fluid.....

For what it's worth I've got a couple of friends who rush to any fire in NYC just to gawk at the firemen. They've even been known to sneek out of work if there's a fire in the neighborhood. I've been left at the bar while they run down the street after the fire truck.

FlyingRodent said...

This kind of stuff happens all the time up here...

weasel said...

Strippers in Aberdeen? What do they do: unzip their survival suits a little and show off their fleece jackets?