From the BBC:
Firefighters mistaken for strip show
"A group of firefighters were mobbed by women who thought they were part of the act when they arrived to tackle a blaze during a strip show. Female fans clapped the firefighters at a pub in St Helens, Merseyside.
"One lady shouted, we have got our money's worth here," said watch manager Paul Costello.
The fire was accidentally started by a stripper using lighter fluid in his act. One person was hospitalised with smoke inhalation...."
God alone knows how these women react every time they see a pair of mall security guards, walk past a building site, or glance at muscular men trying on velcro-sided trousers. Wang-hungry northern slatterns out of their heads on Diamond White and black market Embassy Number Ones, the lot of them.