"Ailing Castro says 'I feel good'"
Who is most famous for saying "I feel good"? James Brown. And where is James Brown now? Dead, in a box. "I feel good", my arse.
Fidel old boy, take a tip from elderly English people. The more you complain about how you are in an advanced and unstoppable state of geriatric collapse, the longer you will live.
...Tumbles to the ground and demands his cape.