Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Its Not a Proper Night Out Unless You Need Antibiotics In The Morning

Oh England, my England.....

"Cattle TB spreads among clubbers
Six people have contracted bovine tuberculosis in an outbreak in Birmingham which has killed one man. Three are thought to have picked up the infection at a bar and nightclub, two had visited the same venue and one was acquainted with others infected."


Of course here in the USA fatal nightclub TB would be blamed on Al Qadea sleeper cells or the hair metal band Great White.

Saturday Night Heifer, by Rob Scotten

4 comments:

Wes said...

You've left me to ponder all the ways those drunkards could have contracted bovine TB…

weasel said...

It could have been a country and western bar, which gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "cow poke".

Mondale said...

WTF?
At least I can console myself that my old corner of rural England was a crop bearin region. Manglewurzel anyone?

Freudian Slip said...

Funny reference, bringing up Great White. We did blame them for a lot didn't we?
Matt

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