I am so glad I flicked over to the Emmys in time to see Don Rickles and Kathy Griffin beat the snot out of the crowd, the TV audience, and each other.
"Everyone standing? What is this- a Jewish holiday?"
"And the Emmy goes to, Hardy Dickman."
Man, I love Rickles. And even better, they had him followed by Sally Field. I wish he had shaken off his model-minder and stuck around on stage.
UPDATE: They gave Rickles an Emmy, so he insulted Clint Eastwood.