Ahh, Norfolk, my Norfolk

After a week of conventioneering, a welcome break comes in the form of the biggest news story to come out of my ancesteral stomping grounds in many a decade:

Monster marrow a record breaker
Grown by Ken Dade in Norfolk, the 65kg (113lbs) vegetable needed two men to carry it to a stand at the National Amateur Gardening Show in Somerset.....

Add two huge pumpkins and you have the makings of the world's lagest vegetables as genitals joke.