Right up the canton

In the United States, they make the flag into patriotic underpants. In Britain, it can be found as a beach towel. In Peru however, one sits on the flag at one's peril:

Peru wants jail for nude woman using flag as saddle

One man's night of paid kink in Nevada is another's sentence of treason in Lima.

"Betsy! A skidmark! What have you been doing?"