In a fitting tribute to the roots of this feature, this one comes from my darling wife Country Mouse. Watching the Red Sox in morning baseball action yesterday, my beloved took one look at pitching phenom Clay Buchholz* and announced:
"Clay Buchholz is a lady".
You be the judge:
(*Her irrational whipping-boy of the 2008 season: last year it was Wakefield, in 2006 Papelbon)