A new pharmaceutical ad has hit the American airwaves, chums, this one for yet another compound designed to combat the excess of acidic bile that is a byproduct of our dyspeptic age.
Now that heart burn is a disease rather than a discomfort these products are to be expected. This one however has a most unfortunate name:
I'm sure it looked fine written down, but based on the way they pronounce it in the commercial I don't think I'll be rushing to guzzle handfuls of "ass effects" any time soon.
Their product sounds like either porn foley or a pair of lift-and-separate shorts for the terminally saggy. I'll have none of it.