Sunday, September 09, 2007

And That's Supposed to Make Me Rush to The Store?

I know athletes make a lot of money from endorsements, but I still get unreasonably creeped out when I hear at the tart of every Red Sox radio broadcast:

"Just For Men- the hair color Tim Wakefield uses."

The only thing this tells me is that should I begin to go grey I can use the same shade as a be-goateed born-again knuckleballer. Not much of a recommendation.

Although in its defense, its not as creepy as Johnny Pesky's Enzyte endorsement.

Enzyte: for your Pesky pole.


msdee said...

The commercials are so much worse.
Keith hernandez is reporting a play by play diss when a gray haired man approaches a pretty girl

Dont rush to the store

Most women are not attracted to men who dye their hair.
Gray is distinguishing, Clint Eastwood, Sean Connery, George Clooney, my hubby!!!!

Anonymous said...

W. Weasel,

Why does my day job make me feel old and tired like this man?

A concerned reader

weasel said...

Because you are still worn out from the night job. It is time to stop table dancing and buckle down, you scallywag.