Most Americans know the Sherwin Williams company as a patriotic all-American purveyor of paint and stain: the British equivalent would be Dulux. However, thanks to the example of our great president I have begun to look at even the most innocuous things more closely and thus can reveal that Sherwin Williams paint is a communist plot! Look at the logo, above:
- Red paint, dripping menacingly over the planet
- the slogan is a command like something Lenin would have said "Cover the earth"
- The initials "SWP" adorn the paint can- the Socialist Workers' Party.