I've been watching a ton of baseball on my own recently (those west coast game times were a boon to me last week) and thus I have paid more attention than usual to the ancillary bits of coverage during the games. Regardless of the sport you prefer to watch you know the sort of thing I mean: mini-interviews with the coach, or a sideline update from somewhere among the fans, etc. based on this coverage I have developed two hypotheses:
1) Manny has been lighting his farts in the locker room. How else can one explain Terry Francona's apparent adoption of a pair of eyebrow toupees? The originals must have been lost in an explosive Dominican flatulence episode.
2) Sox sideline reporter Tina Cervasio must be pregnant. What else would explain her wardrobe choices this season? She has to have been shopping at the Saugus Discount Maternity Warehouse: her clothes have been vile.
That is all.