Friday, January 05, 2007

In Chuck Heston News....

Apparently Charlton Heston is being sued by his neighbors in California due to a "slope failure" on his property that resulted in a mudslide engulfing their house.

Heston's attorney is arguing that the suit should be dismissed, as his client could not possibly have any control over natural forces. I for one beg to differ:

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

funny!

flyingrodent said...

I imagine they'll have to pry their compensation from his cold, dead hands.

T. Oklahoma Bandwagon said...

That is outstanding! And here, I was jockeying for something along the lines of "Get your mud off my house, you damned dirty ape ..."

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