Thursday, July 20, 2006
This Week's Caption Contest
In the temporary absence of some of the other regular features of this blog ("This is not a baseball blog", History Friday, intelligent and trenchant consideration of world affairs, that sort of thing) I'm going to turn to an occasional feature that appears to be cropping up with depressing regularity, the caption contest. Fire when ready.
"Alright, alright, I'll leave you behind."
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Oops! Time for a diaper change.
I think this baby is just as full of crap as I am.
"Uh-oh I think he did a doodoo. Yo Blair, want to change his diaper?"
"This bottle of squeeze no-tears baby shampoo sucks. I did what it said: take of lid and push up bottom..."
"Shit, I can too listen in on your baby monitor without a warrant"
Whoo! His diaper is crappier than my diplomatic skills and it stinks more than my foreign policy.
Whoo! This diaper is crappier than my domestic agenda, and it stinks worse than my fiscal policy.
Whoo! Even a little baby thinks that it's sad that I'm the so-called "Leader of the Free World"!
Whoo! All I did was suggest that he have his fun while he's young, because due to my plans to privatize social security and the fact that retirement plans are built on an unsustainable financial system in the USA, he'll never be able to afford to retire in his lifetime, and he burst into tears like this!
Whoo! Maybe Joe ought to consider turning off the computer and going to bed!
Joe: I sense some hostility towards POTUS.
No, no, no, Mr. President. Let's go over it again. Shake hands, kiss babies.
You know, as good as everyone else's are, I think Bill just nailed it.
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