Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Celebrity News

Sad news across the BBC ticker this morning: former Beatle and current investment bank pitchman Paul McCartney and his much younger wife Heather Mills are to separate The couple blame the constant publicity McCartney has sought since his teenage years. McCartney will live alone with his 800 million quid. Apparently there is no truth to the rumour that Mills sought the seperation because McCartney had gone from the cute Beatle to the Scrotum Faced Beatle.


McCartney, and indeed any aging baby boomer who marries a model many years his junior, should heed the pithy taxidermy rule laid down by my great-uncle the big game hunter Sir Ranulph Wickenden-Weasel (pictured above):
"You should only mount trophies once."

10 comments:

RPS said...

The strong family resemblance is obvious. And is that your great-aunt next to him? Are they coming to the wedding?

leelee said...

McCartney, and indeed any aging baby boomer who marries a model many years his junior, should heed the pithy taxidermy rule laid down by my great-uncle the big game hunter Sir Ranulph Wickenden-Weasel (pictured above):

"You should only mount trophies once."


WW, that is the funniest thing I read today.

leelee said...

and furthermore:

McCartney's wealth was estimated at $1.5 billion US by the Sunday Times in its annual list of Britain's richest people. The couple are believed not to have a prenuptial agreement.

Speculation immediately arose about the size of a possible settlement, with lawyers estimating Mills McCartney's share of the former Beatle's fortune at between $188 million and $376 million US.



SSSSSSSSSAY WHHHHHHAT?????

and he didn't see this coming????....come now Sir Paul.

weasel said...

He doesn't care too much for money, because money can't by him love.

Upon reflection on this post I think I was a little mean to Sir Paul (thumbs up®) just to shoe horn in a shagging joke. But comedy ain't pretty, espcially bad comedy.

Mondale said...

I f**cking hate Macca.
All the good ones died.

MsDee said...

Thanks for making me laugh out loud during a pivotal point in Americas Top Model, my daughters got ticked off but it was worth it
Thanks for the laugh!!!1

abethebabe said...

McCartney is a prick, to be sure, but he is still my favorite male singer of all time.

Anyway, you need a McCartney in every group.

Case in point: my website.

See if you can work out who the McCartney is in our group(minus the scrotum face).

weasel said...

I believe that "Minus the Scrotum Face" was the original name for "Toad the Wet Sprocket".

RPS said...

Something else to consider (which I just looked up): last month, Ringo the other remaining (non-scrotum faced) Beatle, who few people take seriously, celebrated his 25th wedding anniversary with his lovely wife Barbara Bach. Way to go Ringo! 25 years indeed, for a famous show business couple!

As some of us know, a good marriage is a long and terribly difficult process, and I would advise anyone considering entering into it to... [lapses into confused muttering]....

Mondale said...

Thieving Scousers , the lot of 'em.

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