Friday, November 11, 2005

Ginger Haired Iraqi Baathist Dead

Although liking any of Saddam's deposed gang of cut throats and vicious Baathists is in rather bad taste given their heinous crimes, I always found it hard to take the whole gaggle of crap gangsters in ill-fitting berets seriously, especially that twerp above, Izzat Ibrahim al-Douri. I may well be wrong, but he was the only red haired aspirant tyrant this side of the Viking era. For us orangutan hued individuals we say good riddance to Izzat Ibrahim but pause quietly to ponder the lost chances for riches and power born of folicle kinship that have passed from this earth.

'Key fugitive Saddam aide dead'


Boss Hogg said...

How can there be no side by side facial comparison of the ginger haired Bathhist and the orangutang hued Elvis Parsley? Aren't they really the same person? Pink and crazy? Its nice to know that every powerful organization needs its own "little pink guy".

weasel said...

Believe me, if I could grow a moustache like that I'd be on it right away. Alas, like your good self moustaches just aren't on the cards.