Tuesday, September 27, 2005

This Just In: Pope Not Catholic

For those of you who found your way over here courtesy of Listmaker's kind endorsement of this week's Iraq postings, please be assured that I am working on a couple more long and esoteric posts on that troubled country. But to quote our President, "Its hard work".

In the iterim, indulge me in this: President Bush Urges Use of Energy Saving Modes of Transportation
Speaking from the US Department of Energy in Washington, D.C., Bush stated, "We can all pitch in by being better conservers of energy. I mean, people just need to recognize that the storms have caused disruption and that if they're able to maybe not drive when they -- on a trip that's not essential, that would helpful . . . We can curtail nonessential travel." He continued, "We can encourage employees to carpool or use mass transit."

I don't know; Dick Cheney goes to hospital for just a couple of days and the President does something as darn fool as find out just how bad the gas consumption of American vehicles is.

Scooter, take a memo: next time I have an aneurysm, remind me to upgrade the firewalls on the White House computers before I go to hospital. I want the only site he can access to be the Hummer H3 sales page".

3 comments:

jamie said...

did you see him when he was saying it? you might as well have been asking him to endorse homosexuality - it was like he was trying to prevent himself from throwing up long enough to get the words out.

weasel said...

He looked like one of the teenagers about to go into the woods from M. Night Shyamalan's "The Village".

Debbie said...

funny stuff

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