(or if you prefer, two for ya, doggone it *wink*, *mug*):
Murray Hewitt, Flight of the Conchords.
Do all Navy pilots want to be Tom Cruise? And does this make Sarah Palin Goose? Heaven forbid a President McCain ever take part in a topless oiled-up volleyball game or poke Vladimir Putin in the chest while drawing out the name "Icccce...mannnnn".
Hey John; those poll numbers that looked so good after your stunt- and negative ad filled August? I checked yesterday and they "were inverted". You'd better eject...