Friday, September 07, 2007

Idiot Tax


With deepest apologies to Mainelife, the following is for all you Mac head early adopters out there who paid $599 for a phone that 2 months later costs $399 and are now complaining about it:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!- breath- Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I can hear you now: "What the? Its cheaper? But that only obeys every law of technology retailing since consumer electronics became popular! Damn it!" All the while you twist uncomfortably in your ironic t-shirt, realizing the core truth that although he plays a fusty PC in the commercials, John Hodgman's character is much more appealing and funny than that 30 something desperately trying to cling to his decade-gone senior year in college who plays the Mac.

Jesus. When are you going to realize that just because Apple and the media team up to tell you something is awesome, it doesn't mean it's good value? You are all as bad as creationists when it comes to gullibility.

5 comments:

msdee said...

Doh! You had me until the last sentence

weasel said...

Oh you know me and my rampant atheism...

msdee said...

LOL

the blue state blogger said...

"You are all as bad as creationists when it comes to gullibility."

Sweet.

youthlarge said...

seriously, not only can't i believe what a bunch of babies all these iphone users are but i also can't believe apple is offering them $100 rebates! these dumbasses should be fined for needlessly standing in line for hours to overpay for a mass-produced phone that's not even going to work with your current phone account and one whose price would drop the moment it was tossed into a white apple store bag.

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