Monday, May 08, 2006

A New Product On The Market?

A triumph for British ingenuity?

Crustastun

Now all we need is for the lobster to catch up and develop a proper nervous system that registers pain as opposed to a rudimentary ganglion. I await the clam sedator® with baited breath.

3 comments:

youthlarge said...

is this a wedding gift hint?

Anonymous said...

I'm sure law enforcement is eagerly awaiting their version for public use. What could be better than something that stuns you "humanely"?

Wisdom Weasel said...

Youthlarge- I'm actually hoping for the scallop euthanizer. All we can hope for is that shellfish meet their end with a diginity in inverse proportion to that shown by those who end up eating them.

RPS- I love the idea of the cops waiting until they have 20 stunnable suspects then herding them into the industrial Crustastun.

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